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When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!
I was about to get down with this chick when I gave her the Splooge Special!!
The act of being raped or molested by a UPS man.
"I've got a special delievery for you in the back."
The act of a group of people (mainly the squad or the boys) whipping their arms around at a singular person to inflict massive amounts of damage, or even critical hits
"Hey Ethan, let's hit him with the Zodiac Special"
When your wife is a secret Dallas cowboys fan but goes to Texans game anyways. Then gets absolutely shitfaced and passes out in the public restroom to avoid actually watching the Texans play.
I’m going to pull a DeAnne special to avoid sex tonight.
A wonton special is when two Asian men bang a woman (most often a basic white girl) in the butt using duck sauce as lube.
I'll have a wonton special, extra duck sauce.
A two-for-one, killing two birds with one stone, etc.
Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.
Man, David Bowie AND Robin Williams are dead. That's a Pacitti Special.
a very special individual with special learning abilities, whose bowel problems and lush behavior prevent him/her from normal activity.
After a night of binge drinking the special weaver was forced to sleep in the garage, and then scolded for trying to scale the chimney.
A special weaver attempted to fart, but instead stained his pants with an obtuse amount of ass fluid.