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A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.
A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!
Someone who is psychologically unbalanced and believes in facts which are illogical or ridiculous and are not believed by the mass majority of human beings, e.g. that they are a chicken, that during the night their body hair leaves it's respective follicle’s and goes out boozing or that gnomes steal their underwear.
A man who thought he was being hunted by an invisable chicken was as mad as a spoon.
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One who maliciously meddles or intrudes into other people's affairs or business.
That shit spoon Dovie sure likes to stir the shit.
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When you are being spooned unwillingly. Usually occures whilst sleeping in a bed with a friend and they spoon you unitentionally in their sleep however you wake up and is unable to get out of the spoon position.
"HEY! i'm not your boyfriend!" "What? Why?" "You totally spoon raped me last night!"
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A nude genitalia to ass horizontal hug between lovers/friends where neither person gives a flying fuck that they are aligned head to feet.
Jim caught Sarah and Todd reckless spooning, and it made him, and only him, uncomfortable as fuck.
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A person who steals small amounts of change. Typically denies stealing but change is always missing when they're around, and they always have change.
I think that tiny spoon stole my change. That kid is sketchy they're probably a tiny spoon.
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