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when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
Someone who is so uptight, if you shoved a squirrel up their ass it would have no pelt upon pulling it out.
That guy is such a squirrel skinner.
Someone that likes nuts like a squirrel and hops like a rabbit to each pair
Omg Becky is such a squirrel rabbit she's hit up every guy in school
When you hit an energy drink / shot or multiple energy drinks / shots and you start feeling like you’re floating and crazy hyper. Or you feel crazy horny.
Yo Bro, I heist of hit some squirrel juice before we left cause I’m about to climb all over everything and those girls over there.
Someone who hordes urls in hopes of selling them later for vast fortunes.
With over 500 registered domain names, Frank is a real url squirrel.
Squirrel Puffin is when a girl Farts into a guys mouth and his cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
The other day i was chillin wish my boyfriend and he fell asleep so i Squirrel Puffined him to wake em up.
Is shitting on your girlfriends face after sex and poking it up her nose with two fingers!
I gave my girlfriend a sleazy squirrel last night.