Steaming Road Twinkie

Typically when an over the road truck driver or anyone who drives long distances for that matter takes to the road, one needs various methods to keep awake. Some may resort to coffee, others music, but the most hearty will resort to the road twinkie. The road twinkie is created when a sock is used to cover the erect manhood of the driver who then works out a batch of man juice. This juice is caught inside of the sock thus making it resemble a twinkie. Disposal is usually done by throwing the newly formed twinkie out of the car window.

Trucker 1: Man, got a long haul tomorrow. Taking a load of rebar and sheet rock from Tulsa to LA. Not sure if I can stay awake.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields.

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Steam train

When your so deep in the sesh, your literally steaming from the amount illicit substances, alcohol and womanising you’ve done

I drank and racked up so much with the sesh crew that I’m not only flying, but I’ve undoubtedly boarded the steam train

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Steam Train

A name given to someone who is walking/running and is also vaping at the same time to give a similar appearance to that of a steam train.

Come on lads, lets follow that steam train....choo....choo

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Steam cleaner

When you put your bare ass into someone's shower and drop a stink fart, then hold the shower curtain or door tightly shut, trapping him/her with the odor.

Last night, my husband trapped me in a dutch oven, so this morning I paid him back by giving him a steam cleaner in the shower!

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Steamed clam

Lesbian love act of dropping a hot steamy log into your girlfriends "clam"

My girlfriend prefers a steamed clam to plain old oral!

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Steaming Philadelphia

Where a partner lies on their back, with a big piece of plastic wrap on their face then the other partner precedes to squat over their face and shit out a steaming turd onto the face, as they lie there enjoying the warmth of your turd.

I decided to enjoy a "Steaming Philadelphia" with the new guy at work

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Steam Toilet

Someone who has to listen or go through one's negative emotional outburts or letting off steam

Angry girl: MY BOYFRIEND IS GAY, SO GAY HE"S THE GAYEST OF ALL GAYS
You: Hey knock it off i'm not your steam toilet

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