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Much like the Cleveland Steamer, the Cajun Steamer involves shitting on the chest of a sexual partner. However, the Cajun Steamer is performed after eating too much cajun food, resulting in massively painful liquid shits that splatter off the chest of the receiver to cover the room in the wonderful aroma of digested cajun food. Extra Cayenne Pepper is a must.
So I was going to give Mindy a Cleveland Steamer last night, but forgot that I had cajun food for lunch. Needless to say, she got pissed when she got hit in the face by the splashes off my Cajun Steamer.
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A derivative of a "cleaveland steamer," the goucho steamer is the act of placing strips of freshly cooked meat (a la Brazilian steakhouse styling - very tender, warm, and juicy) onto the other person's chest before, during, or after sex. Once the meat is in place you may either:
a) sit on the meat and rock back and forth like a steamroller
b) eat the meat in mid-coitus
c) invite the goucho (he who brings the meat) into a deliciously meaty three-way
Last night my girlfriend and I were having sex and I felt hungry, so I phoned up my neighborhood Goucho and he came by with freshly cooked meat so I could give my girl a goucho steamer.
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When you masturbate so fast and feverishly that your penis lights on fire and you run in to a british persons house and dump their pot of tea all over your cock to get the fire out but it makes it worse so you get hurt and shit all over their dinner and then one of the british guards who never moves run into the house and say, "By george, give me some fooking tea and crumpets before I make fish and chips out of your arse!" Then you shit all over the guards hat and it looks like a furry shitty beaver! Then you use it as a dildo and stick in the british women's vagina that cooked the dinner. And she screams, "Bloody Hell you shtupid wanker" then to make a funny you say "I like your fucking couch!" and then shit on it and walk out!
Have you ever made one of those british gaurds move! yeah I sure have I did a tea steamer!
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When two people on a cold winter day and/or night, go outside with a cup of warm/hot water and straw in hand. One of them pulls their butt out, while the other proceeds to put the water in their mouth, then blow into the anus of the other with the straw, then have it farted back into their face in a clean, warm, and steamy mist.
"My face feels so dry and itchy when it gets cold outside like this, would you mind giving me a Stanley Steamer?"
"You know what's better than sitting inside watching MTV's Teen Mom? Going outside and giving each other Stanley Steamers!!!"
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when your partner is tea-baggin your balls you take a steamy crap on their chest. If its cold enough as it would be in milwuakee it will then send colums of steam off of their chest.
she tea-bagged me so good i left a milwuakee steamer on her chest.
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to grab someone by the neck and drag them out into the snow outside and the open there mouth and crap in it.
Joey was pissed at his drunken friend Dan who slept with his girlfriend so he took him outside and gave him a Boston Steamer
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Nipples resembling the delicious New England clams steamed with their donkeys covered in foreskin.
Damn Zay! That chicks got some Reveah Steamer nipples!
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