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X-Men

When 2 bros sit side-by-side facing forward (sometimes in a moving vehicle), and use the arm closest to one another to reach over and give the other a hand-job. As this happens simultaneously, their arms cross each other, forming an "X," hence the term X-Men.

Dave and Josh were totally just caught playing X-Men in the front seat of my dad's car...

by T-Vo14 October 2, 2009

14πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


x-men

Term to describe transexuals or ladyboys

Tom "Check out those hotties"

Sean "Those ain't babes, they are X-Men"

by Seanhk March 13, 2006

30πŸ‘ 164πŸ‘Ž


X-Men

A bunch of overly muscular mutants who can't have sex because they might kill each other by means of explosion/touching/stabbing/electrifying/freezing/burning etc.

"How do the X-Men have sex? It fucking suck to be them!"

by bluesonic115 September 22, 2009

14πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


men-ism

its like mankind but just for men only
and the men ways of life
and everything men are suppposed to do without fear

he wouldnt touch up his girlfrend he's a disgrace to MEN-ISM lol
so he basically gay at the end of it

by nayf April 19, 2008

9πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Pres men

Big bullermen

Pres men like playing soggy buiscuit

by Idk who dis is February 7, 2020

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Nova Men

A fairly uncommon pornographic magazine whose central focus is homosexual men striking poses with various Chevrolet Novas being used as backdrops for every scene. "Nova Men" appeals primarily to homosexual men who are automotive performance enthusiasts, and to also has a small fanbase of former and current Chevrolet Nova owners. This group of fans is centered primarily in the metro area of Portland, Oregon and stretches into the capitol city of Salem. Reportedly there are an extremely small number of subscriptions to the magazine still in existence due to legally binding contractual agreements that have not expired, and supposedly, if you look hard enough in the Portland/Salem area you may find a current issue laying around your local mechanic's shop.

Wow, Chuck really needs to get over his Chevy Nova, it's not cool, comfortable, or fast, and he's been sitting in it reading the latest issue of Nova Men for the last two hours. Last week he was totally naked except for his crash helmet when he ran the quarter mile, just because some stupid article in Nova Men said it would help improve his launch.

by Toyota Supra, Kawasaki Ninja, August 12, 2008

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Haitian men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man and dick u down real good.

Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.

by Widney Coma August 31, 2019

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž