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To suggust to someone that they shut up and get out of your goddam sight before you kill them for saying stupid things.
usually incorporates shaking of the fist.
Person1: Do you have any eggos?
Person1: Where's my eggo
person2: get off my tv *shakes fist*
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Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows is a niche meme/reference, used as a non sequitur joke/punchline. It originated on the Facebook page for Certified Kinobot, a bot that generates screencaps of movies and TV shows when given a specific command line by users, amongst a number of other features. The first known instance of Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows was tied to a requested frame from Avengers Endgame (2019), specifically frame #2331. Because the bot was using a torrented copy to generate the frame, this resulted in Steve Rogers (Captain America) appearing to say the phrase "Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows" after his "No I Don't Think I Will" line. This is because the embedded captions for the film were altered by the torrent uploader for advertising their torrent website.
After this first frame was requested and posted on Facebook, many reacted to it with a mixture of amusement and bewilderment. Soon after, users began using the bot's "swap" feature to insert the "Full HD Movies" quote into frames from other films. Several examples include the phrase being switched with "How would you like some ice cream, doc" in The Shining, and "you will not laugh, you will not cry" in Full Metal Jacket. Over several years, the joke became more and more frequently used and referenced in the comments on Kinobot posts, with Facebook users re-arranging the requested movie quotes to incorporate the "Full HD Movies" line.
Normal movie quote
Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows
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I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.
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A phrase often used to engage a female in doggy style intercourse, so both parties can enjoy the film at hand, or just for the shit of it.
Often followed by a negitive reponse.
male: Babe, do you want to do it doggy style?
female: why would I want to do that?
male: So we can both watch tv?
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The cable tv channel marketed to women showing one insipid movie after another about a woman who finds herself in a compromising or dangerous situation that she barely escapes, and could have avoided altogether had she just used her head.
Hey, lets watch some washed up sitcom actresses on the Women in Crisis Channel!
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It means that they should have bought a tv as something else to do instead of constantly having sex.
Jenna: Yea, I have six siblings.
John: Wow! Your parents should have bought a TV.
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To put your dick between a woman's boobs. (This definition came from me and my girlfriend doing some thing like this on my dad's couch next to the TV when he was away.)
Luis-Hey, I'm feeling horny right now.
Lola-Hey, I have an idea!
Luis-What?
Lola-Let's go to your dad's TV.
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