taco test

A test one performs with one's contact lens (the soft kind only) after cleaning, to see whether it is inside out or not-- and whether it is ready to be inserted into one's eye. The taco test consists of the contact lens wearer placing the soft contact lens on a fingertip and attempting to bend the contact in half. If it closes on itself easily, it is right-side-out. If it springs back, it is inside out, and should be inverted before placed on the eyeball.

"My contact lens came out, I think it's inside out; should've done the Taco Test."

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poop test

The Testing of Whether or not one enjoys the passing of a massive hard poo, signifiying that the anal cavity has been stimulated. Oh that also makes you a total fag for likin havin it in your butt.

"Dude have you ever taken one of those dumps that felt SOO good after its out?"
"dude thats the poop test! You love the cock!"

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Glaucoma Test

When you're having 69 with a chick and she farts in your eye.

Dude, I was doing 69 with this chick when she gave me the ol' Glaucoma Test. Nearly ralphed right there.

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Earthquake Test

This is only a test. Had this been an actual earthquake, your stream of pee would wave to and fro and back and forth in front of you.

In the event of an actual Earthquake, you would probably have peed yourself without getting to a urinal first.

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Rorschach Test

A metal/industrial band from the 1990's, lead singer by the name of James Baker. Baker graduated from a seminary school, and turned to music after being defrocked for heresy. They made three albums, "The Eleventh" in 1996, "Unclean" in 1998, and "Peace Minus One" in 2000. Their lyrics centered around Sex, Crime, Prejudice, and Politics. Very much worth listening to if you like industrial music, and if you can find an album.

That Tulsa cop was looking offended when I blasted Peace Minus One by him at the light.

Don't put in the SOAD or Korn cd again... lets hear some Rorschach Test!

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Test

Test, don't rate.

Test

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newbie test

Webpages created merely to test the system, on freely editable websites such as wikis (or this site for that matter)

This entry is a newbie test.

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