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Today right now tell your parents that your thankful for them even though you might fight and say bad things to them and tell your friends stuff about them that you don’t like but don’t mean it there still always there for you ! ❤️
What am I thankful for... Hmm...
Hym "I'm thankful foooooooooooor... My shear existential superiority to all others... A level of world changing brilliance that no man (or woman) with ever surpass... That no one can escape death... That God was both stupid and arrogant enough to create the impetus for it's own destruction and brazen enough to slight me specifically that I may kill it myself... Ummm... Meat. Cows taste good... Anime and Video-games and television/cinema are really reality's only redeeming quality... So those too... Carbonated beverages... And coffee... Aaaaaand... The signed portal gun Dan is totally going to give me. BOTH SIGNATURES DAN! Uuuuummm... That is all."
And some people create the AI! And because everyone does have health care, I don't get it. So other people can pan handle for money they don't need and steal my shit.
Hym "I'm not thankful for anything. I'll be thankful when I'm paid and credited for my contribution. You are shit. You need to know that you're shit and be unable to deny it."
A phrase you say when someone trying to be helpful fails miserably
Assistant teacher: just clarifying, you simplify number five then factor?
Teacher: no, you factor, THEN simplify. Stop asking stupid questions, you're not being helpful
Students (in unison): THANKS MRS GOUCHER!
A way of saying 'thank you' in plural context.
Parent: can you guys do your chores today?
Children: sure
Parent: Thank yoos
A term used to thank the creator of FNAF, Scott Cawthon
After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.
"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."