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"arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.
"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."
As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"
Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."
A condition that a person develops through prolonged periods of sitting on hard or uncomfortable surfaces.
"This wooden bench is giving me bone-arse"
A wimp, a weak and weedy , needy person.
You're gutless , such a wet arse.
(Scots) Flaky. Crumbly, not in a good way...Resembling a crushed biscuit. Can be used to describe physical appearance or state of mind (see below)
I've just had my roots done, the dafty used too much peroxide and my head is all biscuity arsed.
Waaaaay too much cider last night, I am feeling all biscuity arsed, won't be moving from the couch all day.
No need to get all biscuity arsed with me!
A lady with a very large round butt, that looks like a moonhopper. It's an arse you just want to ride.
she has got one large moonhopper arse, man i want to ride it.
An attack of the runs so violent the shit comes out with the force and spray pattern of a pressure cleaner
Sorry I won't be in today... Was up all night with karcher arse syndrome
When your outside smoking and some chick walkes past in Primark leggings that disappear up into her hoop.
Check that blondie with the 'minted arse'....thats well a bit of me.