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october 22, straight day
hey im straight. straight day is to celebrate u being straight
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Someone who is seceretly gay on the side.
"Dude, his finger smelt like anal."
"Tell me about it. He's probably a fake straight."
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Someone who has a poop fetish
Oh hey i just saw “super straight ⬛️🟧” I’m glad you came out
What?
It’s okay I don’t kink shame
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When you have too many gay friends (and you're straight), and the only tea you're getting is gay tea, sometimes you gotta start sipping that straight tea with your fellow straights
"Did you hear Madi talking about Troye Sivan again?"
"Omg yeah we need time for Straight Tea"
"yea"
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The act of standing and/or stancing in a manner such that one leg is slightly bent and turned out at the heel, whilst the other is completely, ridiculously straight. The knee should be 100% locked. Straight leg may also be accompanied by a hand on the hip, and a slight bend forward at the waist. Practitioners can often be seen at the miniature golf course, as well as family events.
"Damn, did you notice that Uncle Jer has the wickedest straight leg today?"
"I've got to run, i've been standing at this pay phone for so long now that i may have induced permanent straight leg."
"After i called her a ho she slapped me so i gave her a slice of straight leg and walked out on her ass."
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- Straight Legging is the art of straightening out both legs to full extension in order to cum faster.
- To Straight Leg is to straighten both legs to full extension with no bend in order to cum faster.
- Straight Legged - During sex, you straightened both legs to full extension in order to cum faster.
"Man....this girl was busted but I needed to get it in. So after about 2 minutes, I straight legged it."
If you want to get it in quick, just Straight Leg it.
Straight Legging is the way to go, just extend both your legs during sex and cum in seconds.
If you only have a few minutes to masturbate, just get an erection, start jerkin, and straight leg it.
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A movement that took it's name from the Minor Threat song of the same name. This movement is largely credited to Ian MacKaye (Teen Idles, Minor Threat, Egg Hunt, Fugazi). While he is a founding member of the straight-edge movement he did not magically create a new way of life. There were people who chose to absatain from drugs, alcohol, and promiscuous sex before the Minor Threat song believe it or not. There is much debate over what the exact definition of a drug is and there is no exact answer. Each practitioner of the straight-edge lifestyle creates their own personalized definition. While straight-edge as a lifestyle (not a movement) was intended to be a positive force it quickly became a dividing force in the underground and violence erupted from it. Not to mention the all-too-common sense of superiority that often (unfortuneately) accompanies this this lifestyle. The 'x' markings on the hands originated as a result of people showing that they willingly chose not to drink. Many people believe that militant straight-edge is called "hardline". This is not true. Hardline is a set of six rules that state in addition to no drugs, alcohol, or sex you also must eat in accordance with a vegan diet, avoid cursing, and not take medicine. Straight-edge is not a movement for people who aren't tough enough for drinking and drugs but for those who have grown frustrated with a lifestyle dominated by those elements.
Charles: "Hey you wanna hit this bowl man?"
Zach (Who is straight-edge): "Really? I respect your way of life do me the same man."
Charles: "Well I thought it was worth a try."
Zach: "Well it wasn't. This isn't a trend to me."
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