verb: the act of prematurely celebrating and then FAILING to accomplish what you were celebrating for.
Crashing a Jet, The NY Jets making up Super Bowl end zone dances BEFORE they make it to the Super Bowl!
When you fall off a building, naked, and you teabag someone when you hit the ground. It always results in two fatalities.
Ben Dupuis had a major "Crash Landing" on that bitch in downtown Toronto.
When you get so drunk you fuck a transgender.
Im Crash slamming after Friday because it's Saturday morning.
when you want to break the awkward silence by flipping a table and setting shit on fire. also involves the breaking of pots and repeating bellyflops on the table.
Jake: BRO! jerry just meteor crashed my house!
being SMART and hot tubbing when you're not supposed to
Me: I'm bored, let's go spa crashing at the Hard Rock
Friend: that's illegal
Me: SILENCE HUMAN
When you take the woah meme and put it into splatoon.
Crash Bandinkoot
Wohmmy