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Someone who puts a block of caramel on your toes and sobbles on it while playing 'Never gonna give you up' in reverse on a TV that is upside down
˙ɥsnq ʇuǝpᴉsǝɹԀ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uɐ ʎq qoɾ ǝpᴉsuᴉ uɐ sɐʍ ƖƖ/6 is australian for toe sucking
A backwards folk bred from cast out English prisoners forced to live next to the ocean because they live in the desert.
Most commonly heard using the term “shit cunt” or just “cunt” most usually accompanied by “oi”.
These savages are usually seen crusin with a mullet however not the gay American kind, the cool auzzie kind that looks hella fresh.
“Why is the man banging a dog?”, “I dunno, he must be Australian”
A weird species which look and sound exactly like humans but are the evil hell spawn which infest the human kind and must be exterminated to advance the human race. Known for being really hard to kill (Probably because their 'cops' keep on arresting me for aggravated assault).
Me: Have you heard the Australian species
You: Take your meds bro... its been years since the accident.
The Australian headbutt is the act of smacking a man in the testicles with another pair of testicles. This act is a descendant of the Egyptian Sand Goggles.
Dude Jake fell asleep on the couch, lets tuck up and give him an australian headbutt!
Setting low targets, then taking credit for meeting and beating them in a canter off the back of the effort of others
We will meet and beat our emissions targets, it's the Australian way (lol)
After having sex the girl climbs over the lads face then she releases the cum on the lads face
Friend 1: how was your date last night?
Friend 2: it was great after the meal we went back to his for the night
Friend 1: did anything else happen?
Friend 2: After we finished having sex i gave him an Australian snowball
Friend 1: what's that?
Friend 2: I climbed on his face and released the cum what was inside of me
When the good dick scrambles brain from down under
I'm a little delusional Jake gave me an Australian Lobotomy