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Some made up shit that Aussies come up with to make them selves sound like Americans.
Australian: Hey I’m American-Australian
American: Go back to your country thats not a thing
Pubic hair.
Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”
She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.
One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.
Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.
The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.
Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian
Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son
The Australian headbutt is the act of smacking a man in the testicles with another pair of testicles. This act is a descendant of the Egyptian Sand Goggles.
Dude Jake fell asleep on the couch, lets tuck up and give him an australian headbutt!
Setting low targets, then taking credit for meeting and beating them in a canter off the back of the effort of others
We will meet and beat our emissions targets, it's the Australian way (lol)
After having sex the girl climbs over the lads face then she releases the cum on the lads face
Friend 1: how was your date last night?
Friend 2: it was great after the meal we went back to his for the night
Friend 1: did anything else happen?
Friend 2: After we finished having sex i gave him an Australian snowball
Friend 1: what's that?
Friend 2: I climbed on his face and released the cum what was inside of me