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When one farts in their partner's mouth, and then the other person immediately takes a dump on top of the midget they are sitting on
when i farted in daves mouth, he dumped on the midget we were sitting on since he can't control the movements of his gaping asshole
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A situation in which a person has so little support, that they pretty much stop caring about everyone around them and take what they damn well please.
Joe: "I tried getting my teammates involved, but they were so god awful I said screw it and went back to my Cleveland Days."
Francis: "Did you guys win?"
Joe: "Yeah"
Francis: "Were your teammates pissed?"
Joe: "Who the fuck cares?"
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When a man sticks his erect penis in a womans wet vagina and his friend spins him around.
I gave my girlfriend a Cleveland merry go round after we went to the fair.
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A male defecates onto his female partner's face while watching and yelling at the television during a New York Rangers hockey game.
"Scott gave Crystal the Cleveland via Manhattan Steamboat right as the Rangers scored in overtime."
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After performing the pink sock upon a submissive partner (otherwise you may be required to donkey punch her to produce the effect) you immediately drop to your knees and deep throat the dangling mass of inverted rectum.
While fucking the loose asshole of a whore I picked up, a pink sock resulted. She forced me to deep-throat clean it and put it back in.
This my curious friend is the Cleveland asshole deep-throat.
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"Ah man, I gotta take the cleveland browns to the superbowl."
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A place for mentally ill individuals who have nowhere else to go. It is a safe haven for those retarded and a hellhole for those who want to succeed. Drugs, retards, and terrible curriculum are located here! If you want any chance of surviving an then succeeding in life, avoid this mental asylum!
"Hey John, what's the worst school you know of?" "Oh, easy. Cleveland High School - Portland!"
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