While trying to perform a Dutch Oven you accidentally shart.
Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.
When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.
The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.
Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead
a cereal i'm eating right now.
Captain crunch tastes gud
When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.
*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
When a man takes a rather large dump.
Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch
The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay
Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.