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Male ejactulation.
Dude 1: This girl was a champ dirty talker! While she's sucking and beating me off she said "Give all your Manch Dressing Daddy" I blew load right there! And she swallowed all of it!
Dude 2: Marry her!
now that's a party.
a revenge party!
Janis: Imagine a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cake!
Wearing and outfit that is horribly put together
Boy ya dressed up messed up, damned You're dressed up messed up,muthafuka ya dressed up messed up
When the best dressed person at prom takes their pants off and streaks through the dance floor.
Prom was great last night, the Best-dressed-streaker ran by me with no pants on.
something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!
Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!
locker room talk, but the comments are made about each other.
me and the guys kept joking around about sucking each other’s dicks. yknow, classic dressing room talk.
locker room talk but for gay people
we were teasing each other and talking about sucking each other’s dicks. yknow, classic dressing room talk.