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items needed;
1. Condom (ribbed) bought form either Waitrose, for a pre planed attack, or from the local pub vending machine
2. bottle of peach flavoured spermicidal lube
3. mans fist, preferably attached to body
directions:
After a good night out with your partner and you are up for some loving, get them to bend over. Roll the condom over your fist and smear the lube over anus and fist then proceed with a steam train motion untill the desired affect is reached
Alternative items;
1. shopping bag, not brown paper ones
2. crisp packet
3. olive oil
4. foot
5. elbow
1. Ooooo lets do some rubber fisting
2. I wanna feel your rubber fist in me pounding away
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Hammering, throwing, kicking, or otherwise abusing equipment due to a complete and blatant ignorance on how to repair it. The monkey fister is most often seen pounding on his keyboard when it is in fact his computer that is malfunctioning or, slamming his cellphone against the wall when he's in the boonies and can't get service.
I don't need another schmuck in my machine monkey fisting the works. I brought my last computer to that kid off craigslist just to get the email working and now I need a new motherboard. . .
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To fist-fuck a guy, a dude pushes his fist up the guy's asshole and fucks him with it until and after he has a fist-gasm.
Matt wanted to fist-fuck me, but I said "No Way!" -- I heard it gives you hemorrhoids!
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To fart into one's cup shaped hand and throw the stinking air into another's face.
"My room mate Dan threw a stink fist at me today"
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To push one's fist right into another's asshole. This is also called an JAM UP. Normally used in times of extreme agressiveness. Males in particular detest this as it enlarges the rectal passage by up to six times.
A: Did you see Tom yesterday?
B: No, he skipped school to miss the maths test.
A: I could give him a fucking fist up.
B: Here, let me give you one, you foulmouthed bastard.
A: MOM?!?! NO NO NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
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Where you ram your fist up someones orafice, open your hand and start slapping around the inside yelling "fistful of boomstick"
lizzy RELLY likes to get a fistful of boomstick from phil
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To carry a load large enough for four giant hands, but with only eight digits and two opposable thumbs.
When I walked into the office this morning Greg quad-fisted three full coffee mugs and the coffee thermos then he distributed them to their designated owners.
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