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Fortune Cookie: "Attend to Business today. Leave that street-side flower alone."
Left-Wing phrase created to promote rev0lut1on out of fear that the word would be banned
Person 1: What's your ideology?
Person 2: Well the flowers are blooming in anarctica, you tell me.
taking someone's flower: He took my flower when I was 16
Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.
Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.
Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.
Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
A pigeon eating chunks of vomit (a sign that Spring has sprung).
Check out that New York Flower. It looks like winter is finally coming to an end.
An idea to end world hunger, when doing anal, pull out and spread some fine seeds (wheat seeds work best) sprinkle it on your cock and shove it back in his/her/ it’s ass and or urethra, the moist environmental will make the seeds grow thus ending world hunger
This recession got us fucked up how are we going to feed our kids??? Babe we should try the Nutella flower field, we need our kids to eat right???
hippys called a coffee house a flower shop . they served coffee and little skinny girls in cotton dresses and nothing else quoted poetry.
i will meet you at the flower shop .