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Someone who understands that if the speed limit is 45 you need to go at least 50, can handle a jughandle, and can parallel park at a moments notice. Basically, someone that can actually drive.
Also, an aggressive driver who is not afraid to honk and give you the finger. A driver that will pass you in the no passing zone, cut you off, and then go slower than you originally were, just to piss you off because you have non-New Jersey tags.
You say I'm a Jersey Driver like it's a bad thing.
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a sexual move in which a man inserts his whole fist into a womens vagina, or mans asshole. and then violently thrusts in and out in a fist pumping motion
brah 1: hey man how was your night last night?
brah2: pretty good i totally got some skanky ass
brah1: did you give it to her good and finish her with the shocker?
brah2: nah.... i totally jersey shore'd her ass til she cried
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Truly the best state in the nation.
We're the richest in terms of income.
So the next time you diss us, remember, if we seceded from the nation, we'd be the richest independent nation in the world!
We also pimp because we're in between New York City and Philadelphia. We got the beach and the mountains. The only other state that can come close is California and that's too freakin' big.
Simply said, we are the best. We're home to all the emo bands. We have the best drivers and we don't pump our gas.
We're also home of the best ivy (yes, that's Princeton). Harvard is actually second.
Despite Trenton, Camden, and Newark's bad reps, the rest of us are preppy, wealthy, and can kick your fat ass. Morris County, Somerset County, and Hunterdon County are richer than the rest of the damn country.
We're home of LAX, manymanymany Mercedes Benz, Jaguars, Beemers, and your mom.
Short Hills Mall anyone?
We're in the books, the movies, our stars are on the big screen. We're ubiquitous. Now suck it.
Yeah, don't hate. Worship us, bitch. And don't hate just 'cos you can't afford to live here.
Non New Jersey-ite: Oh, you're from New Jersey?
New Jersey-ite: Yeah, I am. Now, pump my gas.
*Non New Jersey-ite pumps the Jersey-ite's gas*
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Fucking retards at their best. A reason for a holocaust in New Jersey or the US in general. MTV's down fall (if there werent any before). A show that makes you wanna become an alcoholic or drug addict. A show that will literally lower your IQ the longer you watch it. Please someone make it go away. Someone? Anyone.
"Wow those people on Jersey Shore make me feel like God must have made New Jersey his emergency toilet."
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Is when a woman bends over at the waist so her palms are on the ground, and she grinds her booty into a mans (or another woman's) crotch.
They were out on the dance floor & she was Jersey Turnpiking him!
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Place where everything is better than where your from. For example, weed. It also doesnt smell, and not everyone likes emo, because emo is gay. Home of the malls, playah
Me: you ever been to new jersey?
person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent
Me :: pulls out 9 ::
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okay okay, i sat back and read half the definitions that these white people in Jersey typed and i dont have a problem with it at all. Yes, Jersey is the best place, but its also one of the poorest places also. Majority of the people in the South Jersey area such as Hanover, Brick, Hamilton and all that other stuff has it kinda good that the people up in Essex and Union County.
New Jersey is by far the only state to have the most safest and most dangerous city in the nation. But if you havent noticed, there's 2 most safest cities (Hamilton and Brick) and 4 most dangerous cities. (Trenton, Camden, Newark, & Jersey City) What does that tell you?
Yes, Jersey is the home of plenty celebrities and happens to be one of the best places you can be from. But dont come and think everything will be all smiles and laughter because you're thinking wrong.
Take a trip to Irvington, East Orange, or Elizabeth with a nice sidekick or even a cell phone. Let's just hope you make it out alive.
New Jersey, home of the good and the bad, expect the un-expected.
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