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A guy/girl who wouldn't be considered hot in the general population, but amongst other Jews, they are the best available.
Guy 1; Miriam is looking good today!
Guy 2; Yeah, but only compared to the rest of the chicks in synagouge
Guy 1; true, she is totally only Jew Hot
Guy 2; she doesnt compare to the shiksa's
1.Usually grown when with only Jews for an extensive amount of time (i.e Jew camp). Jew goggles make you think someone of the opposite sex is more attractive than they really are by comparison to the other Jews around them.
2.Finding someone more attractive than they really are solely because they are Jewish.
1. Carmi:Was the guy you hooked-up with hot?
Sam: Nah, he was ugly as shit
Carmi: Why did you hook-up with him?
Sam: I had my jew-goggles on
2. Rachel: That guy is nasty
Ani: He's Jewish
Rachel: I bet he's actually cute this is probably bad lighting
Ani: There you go putting on your jew-goggles again
A sad combination of a Jew and a black; Can most often be used as an insult.
Gavin shut the hell up you god damn jew coon!!!
The act of clapping on the downbeat and the third beat of a measure during a song that emphasizes the second and fourth beat.
"I went to see Matisyahu with my Yeshiva boys and they had kept doing a Jew Clap the whole time."
One who specifically seeks out Jews for relationships; Someone who can't get enough of the jewish-folk
Greg, quit being such a Jew-monger!
when someone throws or drops small change on the ground and they, or someone around them consiquently yells "JEW TRAP!"
Person 1- Hey, can i borrow five bucks?
Person 2- Sure, (looks in wallet, drops two pennies and a nickel)
Person 1- JEW TRAP!
*swarm of jews*
Satellite that the jews use to control the world economy from far up in space
The Hubble Telescope is a jew satellite