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This phrase is commonly used amongst pedophiles. It’s a silent way of getting to spot another in public without outright saying it. It is also used to sell and trade kids over recorded audio so that they do not arouse suspicion to anybody who is listening.
Man 1: Yeah man I got two good ones if you’re buying. These ones are brand new too. Lemme just Get my Mickey up not my tickey up”
An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.
I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.
When you get a girl and pump a couple of kids out of her, then leave.
Hank pulled a Mickey duck on old Janice haha cheeky snake
The GOAT of high school football. Easily one of the best coaches out there. Need a guy who can win football games.... ask Mickey. Need a guy who loses his keys a lot... ask Mickey
Dude, did you see Mickey Thompson beat a team 70-3?
Yeah crazy
Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.
Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!
"WHAT!?"
When you fantasize about getting fucked by Mickey mouse
"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
When you clap the cheeks of the Disney cast at Disney land inside of their costumes putting them into submission
Bro1: yeah bro I just Mickey clapped all of them
Bro2: bro
Bro1broooo “hugs”