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Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
Every Monday is national eat a grape day
Person 1:◡̈⋆🄷🄴🅈(●’◡’●)ﾉ happy mineta monday!
Person 2:What's mineta day?!?
Person 1:Oh! It's national eat a grape day! It happens every Monday
A week that feels like everyday is Monday.
This week Is so bad it’s a Monday week.
The misconception that a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday is actually Monday.
I mean, I kinda thought today was JT Monday.
where you dressed up with something russian on a monday. maybe every monday.
friend - why the hell you dressed like a russian?
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)
A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.
"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."
When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"
Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*