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Mount Morris

Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.

Mount Morris? That’s a city? I thought it was a sub-division of Flint.

by QueenGeneseeCounty April 4, 2018


Mount McKinley

The huge pyramid shaped pile of shit inside of a portable outhouse.

Dude did you see the size of the mount McKinley in that outhouse?

by Stewie Wammerton December 17, 2022


Mount and Blade

One of the greatest RPG games of all time. Makes you feel like you're Julius Caesar

I was playing Mount and Blade yesterday and ended up capturing Sargoth.

by jnels845 April 12, 2024


mountnessing

A female climbing a mountain, also a place inbetween ingatestone and brentwood

That girl is good at mountnessing

by ser_dro June 13, 2023


joey mount

The MAN. The CHOSEN ONE. HERE IS THE FUCKING HEAT.

“Bruh Joey Mount just sold me a Chicago Bulls snapback for $30 today is LIT”

by bruhyalleverkissedyourself January 4, 2018


Mount Saint Mary

A highschool in Watchung NJ. Watch out for a racist Director of admissions who likes to pick on students of color for minor uniform violations, while simultaneously letting lighter skinned girls with skirts that are WAY too short walk unbothered.

Nice to know a school that preaches about "mercy for all" doesn't practice their own values. Hypocrisy at it's finest, I say.

Also, not very welcoming for LGBT community, probably because of it's Catholic-origin.

Student 1: Dude, the DOF just pulled me over and lectured me in front of everyone for not having my shirt underneath my school sweatshirt, despite me explaining my situation.

Student 2: Haven't you heard? She let's the Caucasian students walk right in front of you even if they have major uniform violations. Lots of girls thinks she's races and had preferences.

Student 1: Geez. ...why am I not surprised. Mount Saint Mary cruelty...

by lacrosseboss November 4, 2021


cieling mounted bong

A bong (large chambered pipe for marijuana) attatched to chains on the cieling.

They had a cieling mounted bong in their tour bus.

by gramaticon July 29, 2005