Ya mum's a sparky

A quick and witty insult to flabbergast the other person. Works like a charm and acts as the ultimate insult.

Karen: "Your car is too loud!"
Nik: "Ya mum's a sparky!"

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u mum gay

The greatest insult you could ever use. It literally means "your mother is a homosexual"

Owen: You are so shit at Rocket League!
Phillip: u mum gay
Owen: :((((

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ur mum gay

The worst possible insilt any human can take in. If you say this your opponent will literally implode from embarrassment.

4th grader A : Ur momma so fat shes fat
4th grader B : Ur mum gay
4th Grader A: *dies*

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ur mum gae

If somehow you survived this verbal beating then congratulations, you are one of 7, 697, 699, 099 people that have surpassed the ultimate test of sanity. If not, you have a 99% + 1% chance of being a janitor at Applebee’s. If you are lucky enough to live outside of Donald Trump Land, then you become the fragrance that your dead Grandparents used to put on. Goodluck.

Person 1; ur mum gae

Person 2(in Donald Trump Land): *recieves Applebee’s janitor uniform*

Person 2(outside Donald Trump Land): *recieves fragrance bottle with flower on it*, *gets in fragrance bottle with flower on it*

Person 1: gottem

Your mum in a bag

An insult originally coined in the mid 1700's by Anglo-Irish writer Jonathan Swift. The insult has no real defined meaning but It can be determined from context to essentially be accusing ones mother of being a possession. As was commonplace then and now many people carry their possessions in bags, thus the insult begins to make sense.

While not commonly used, the insult has begun to make an appearance on many social media sites such as facebook, instagram, imgur, youtube etc.

"I know your mother well. She's in a bag" or "Your mum in a bag"

ye mum gey

good way to slide into DMs or to get in a fight with someone vulnerable to no u

ye mum gey gets a text back fights a kid gets replied no u and dies

also rights any where he can

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mum and dad sandwich

When you have sex with both of someones parents and position yourself in the centre to become the filling

I'm off round martins house to have a mum and dad sandwich with his parents

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