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A drink, blackfly sour raspberry, Smirnoff ice, and fruit loops. Named because it starts off really sweet, but quickly becomes terrible.
Inspired by a game of king's cup where they finally didn't put fucking condiments in.
Damn this drink is amazing, what's it called?
The "Nice Guy", bottoms up, it won't be nice for long.
a compliment of having a large , nice looking penis
dang zack you have a nice pecker
When someone is nice to your face and kisses your ass but will then say mean and cutting things to others about you behind your back on the same subject.
Karen is so nancy nice, she said I was great at my job but told Joe I didn’t know what I was doing.
A nice Maria is a person who is so nice and kind, they form close bonds with their best friends and a select few others. Mostly nice Maria’s will not like popular girls or popular boys, like Megan’s and Toby's. Nice Maria’s spawn in the east, most commonly the UK and Poland. Often these people love drawing and LOVE there pets, mostly rats but some are seen with mice. These beings are just nice to be near and anyone is lucky to be near a nice Maria!
My best friend is a very nice Maria!
Nice Roooonnnn
When someone does something stupid or dumb and you sarcastically respond
After someone falls on the ground all of the boys sarcastically say “ nice Ron”
Having a good and well-shaped ass. Usually found on girls.
Nice Guys (TM) are the guys that make a point of announcing themselves as "nice", and who whine about never getting laid.
Many of the other definitions were written by "Nice Guys".
They're not.
They think they're entitled to sex just because they hold open a door once in a while. They're unsure of themselves to the point they can't manage a declarative sentence. They think strumming guitar makes them deep and they can't understand why it hasn't turned them into a pussy magnet. They are, almost without fail, sexist but tell themselves they're not because, of course, they're a Nice Guy. They tell themselves "nice guys don't get ahead" as an excuse for their own failings. They wrongly believe that women only like jerks, and are deeply bitter about it.
Most women do not like jerks. Women really do like nice guys. But a nice guy is NOT the dude playing gentleman so he can be rewarded with head. The real nice guys -the ones women really do want to date and fuck -are the ones who are genuinely decent human beings. Guys who make a point of calling themselves Nice Guys do not generally fall under this category. And they wonder why they aren't getting any ladies?
So, you fucking internet whiners, how about instead of pissing and moaning about how women never see what a great fella you are and take your pants off all because you took them shopping (you charmer, you!) you actually put some effort into being a real, live nice person instead of a Nice Guy (TM) ?
"Man, ladies only like jerks! I totally took this smokin' hot piece of ass -er, I mean, young lady -out for coffee that one time and didn't even suggest she skip the whipped cream so she could keep from getting fat, and she STILL would rather go out with the dude that treats her like a human being! Nice guys just finish last, I guess."
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