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Gully Queef

The gully queef is when you juul out of a chicks pussy and blow a cloud up her ass

“Hey did you hear what Tyrone did to the bitch with the fat ass last night.”

“No. What he do?”

“ He gave her a gully queef!”

by Nolar October 23, 2019


queef storm

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)

Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...

by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011


Old queef

An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.

A violent teenage girl on her period becomes an old queef after menopause

by Plasuplasu January 5, 2013


crimson queef

(Verb) An expulsion of air from the vagina during a woman's menstrual period. Often resulting in a spray of menstrual blood similar to a spritz from a perfume bottle.
(Noun) When a menstruating woman straddles another person's face and expels air from their vagina, spraying blood over the person's eyes to create a super hero style mask.

Hey baby, give me a crimson queef and i'll be your hero!

by HateChild6 June 22, 2017


Queef Hanger

Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.

2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.

3. Momentary distance from gratification.

Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.

Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.

by Chesapeake Charlie October 31, 2022


Queens Queef

When your playing chess with a girl and she shoves the queen in her vagina and queefs it out at Mach 12 into her opponents head , ending the game and declaring her the victor

"damn she hit him with the queens queef"

by Peter Pensylvania November 23, 2021


Queef Glitter

The substance that comes out of a fabulous woman when she pushes air out of her vagina usually in the form of glitter and sparkles.

Ellis got very excited whilst going out to buy Pringles and so when she got to the shop, her Queef Glitter got all over the floor.

by nimajneb69 May 19, 2015