Red Mage

Commonly seen nowadays in the HIlarious sprite comic 8-Bit theatre. Is known for his min/maxing of abilities, and being a master of versatility. A jack of all trades, can switch around stats at will. Is burdened by the bane of all twinkers, a low CHArisma stat.

"My plans ALWAYS work, it's the laws of physics that get in my way!"

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Red Moon

1) When the moon appears red during a lunar eclipse. Also called a blood moon.
2) When a female has her period on the toilet. Moon coming from the term, moon cycle, and red from the blood produced. Also called a blood moon.

1) There was a red moon over Odessa.
2) To her family's disgust, Caitlin made a red moon in the shared bathroom. Her brother Joe found it, and decided his sister was a gross, inconsiderate sack of shit.

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marlboro reds

The best cigarettes money can buy

Marlboro Reds may be dangerous, but they have a great taste.

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Panama Red

A special strain of Marijuana, mostly found during the Vietnam era.

"Can I get some of that Panama Red?"
"Panama Red is expensive..man"

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Marlboro Red

Heaven sealed in a red box. Marlboro's are yummy cigarettes that give you a delighful head rush that sets you flying away. I inhale it deep, and let the smoke slowley rush out of my mouth/nose.

Marlboro Red are pure heaven in a red box.

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red tape

When you want to do something, but it'd be a pain in the ass because of many complications.

I'd love to kill my boss, but there'd be too much red tape involved

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Red Mage

In the first Final Fantasy game, a potentially well-balanced mix of Fighter, Black Mage, and White Mage.

In 8-Bit Theater, a transplant from the D & D universe obsessed with statistics and not much good in actual combat, but a great deal of good for witty comments...especially when he's the butt of the joke.

"I am...THE RED MAGE!"
(Cheesy lensflare, GO!)

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