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When you finger a man or woman and get shit on your finger
Guy 1: Yo dude, Cassandra just gave me a copper ring last night it’s fucking gross
Guy 2: ew nasty get away from me
A dangerous ring that enhances your magic stat and may or may not cause you to kill your friend in a trance. Sold by #1 Rated Salesman (1997). Often referred as the Commemorative Ring
Person: I found this random deer girl wearing a thorn ring
Person 2: Lol, frozen chicken go brrr
Slightly less risqué way to say "cock ring." Device that fits around penis and/or testicles and has a semi-tourniquet function to hold erections longer.
"Some drugstore. Where the hell do they keep the cock rings?"
"Shhhh."
"Where the hell do they keep the erection rings?"
"Hell if I know. Try 'Adult Pleasures' or 'Family Planning.'"
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Being stressed out to the point of sweating or generally manifesting physical symptoms.
I’m ringing the sheets rn..life is rough dude.
Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet
That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.
The sensation of wearing a ring, felt between your fingers, except...you're no longer wearing the ring!
(Reaches down to twist ring nervously. Realizes it isn't there...)
"I just felt phantom ring."
is a male or female ice ringette fan whose interest in the sport is primarily motivated by sexual attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game itself.
Catthew has become a ring sloth