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When you have any cheap mexican food, and have uncontrollable raging diarrhea squirts.
I thought I could handle a 6 taco combo, but my taco bell squirt gun later that night proved me wrong.
when you start squirting while playing basketball. this could refer to either feces or sexual liquids.
dave: damn bruh i dont think i could play ball no more i got that liquid kobe bryant squirts
joe: what the fuck thats nasty
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When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)
Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.
when a girl squirts an excessive amount of pussy juice therefor acting as a grapefruit when you squeeze it.
Your mother squirts like a grapefruit when im busy fucking her. She squirts so much i think i'll make a pussy juice cocktail tonight.
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When you take a shit and you make shitty shit bubbles.
Tom:Man i gotta stop eating taco bell.
Bill:Why what do you mean?
Tom:I fucking had bubble gum squirts all over the wall.
Bill:Don't fucking tell me that shit gross.
Tom:Well u asked.
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One who wants to be squirted upon.
One who looks like they need sex.
Bro that hot ass chick is hurt-en for a squirting
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After banging a chick hard you pull out and cum in her eyes, blinding her while yelling "Boom Bitch"
Dude last night I gave Becky the ultimate super sonic power squirt!
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