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Generally, sun kings are determined by their names and their mother language must be different from their nation's, because no one understands the sun king. also has the power to influence nature and weather. always tries to prove the impossible, the sun king is the boy who flew close to the sun and replaced the wax that kept his wings on with glue.
a: you know when i get depressed, the clouds cover the sun and it begins to rain.
b: could be coincidence, relax bro
a: yea but the weather was destined for clear and sunny, and now its dark and cloudy.
b: so?
a: cant have the plants perish, 7 days maximum.
b: is that like a commandment or something?
-a week later-
b: yo wtf can i get the sun back? its so gloomy i cant take it anymore
a: yea, told you im the sun king
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when ass is greater than snoop dogg ass crack and pussy
"Holy shit, I think you parted my hair with that raisin in the sun!"
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When your whole face is flashed by the sun and you can't see shit.
No the sun will not fuck you you desperate 14 year old thot
Ex: Kyle walked out of his house and got sun raped.
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1. its when the sun is vertical
2.what dick gives tripya for breakfast
dammit george we got a special meal for u its new i dont want u to eat it though its not food
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The merciless sun god who stares down upon civilians with his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze. Just as humans act around apes so does the sun god act around mortals. His expressionless features convey a great understanding that our mortal minds cannot even hope to understand. It is said that if you gaze into the yawning abyss that is his eyes for long enough you may just return with an inkling if his vast knowledge and power. Is his presence a gift or some sort of weird lay line connection to an alternative universe?
Friend 1- “oh I’m Christian, what religion are you”.
Me-“I follow the path of the Merciless Sun God”
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The correct response to: Why not?
Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER
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The yardarms on a sailing ship are the horizontal timbers or spars mounted on the masts, from which the square sails are hung. (The word yard here is from an old Germanic word for a pointed stick, the source also of our unit of measurement.) At certain times of year it will seem from the deck that the sun has risen far enough up the sky that it is above the topmost yardarm. In summer in the north Atlantic, where the phrase seems to have originated, this would have been at about 11am. This was by custom and rule the time of the first rum issue of the day to officers and men (the officers had their tots neat, the men’s diluted). It seems that officers in sailing ships adopted a custom, even when on shore, of waiting until this time before taking their first alcoholic drink of the day.
Can we have a drink? Yes, the sun is over the yardarm!
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