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What happens to your chode when you are working in heat and your crotch is sweating profusely. Very uncomfortable.
Man it was 90 degrees all day in the warehouse, I have a bad case of swamp chode.
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To fully experience a swamp hit one must continue to fill the chamber of a steam roller or bong well after a full hit is already inside. It is important to remember that you should not look down while you are inhaling because upon looking at the chamber you may be frightened and pull away. This feeling is similar to that of climbing a mountain and being clam until you look down. To fully experience a true swamp hit, one must receive encouragement from friends to keep inhaling beyond what you feel is safe. One has two options: to either clear as much as you can and pass it, or clear the whole chamber which if done correctly should take multiple pulls from the brave individual who is about to be sent into an abyss of highness. The hit gets its name because in between clearing the chamber, smokes elevates into the individual's face and creates the experience the feeling of being in swamp. At this point the person may have difficult seeing the other members in the room and a feeling of shock (like a deer in the headlights) may overcome the individual. In the rare case when the entire chamber was inhaled, the person will lose consciousness for anywhere from one to six hours depending on the quality of the spleef and have difficulty recalling that the event took place.
After his two friends screamed clear it, he attempted to take the entirety of the swamp hit however due to its size the hit was broken into two pulls and after exhaling the second hit, the person was left immobile for several hours.
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1. Vietnamese
2. Asians versed in the art of slipping through swamp grass unheard like a cloud of stagnant swamp gas drifting on a breeze, or disguising themselves as lilly pads or frogs, and hiding in moss covered logs to attack unaware swamp travellers and assault them with obviously dubbed monologs before giving them a judo chop, flying fist of doom, or the paralyzing, heart-exploding, liver-quivering, two fingered strike-of-death.
1. The Americans fled from the Swamp Ninjas because they were in their element and could not be overcome.
2. The villagers avoided the swamps because the swamp ninjas were lurking in the mists awaiting their easy prey.
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swamp juice is a beverage consisting of orange juice, coke, and vodka. it tastes amazing, and was founded in new york. though it was founded in new york, many people in compton and la drink swamp juice, its the best drink ever.
Me: "Wanna sip of my swamp juice?"
Someone else: "Hell yes!"
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A lesbian from the dirty South.
I saw this swamp kitten in the news paper who went to jail for stealing bananas and beating up a cop.
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A type of oral sex in which a person licks the vagina of a person who has not cleaned it in several days. The vagina has to be secreting some type of discharge or liquid on top of already being aroused.
My girlfriend is preparing for a slurpy swamp this Friday.
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After a long hard day when you have serious case of swamp balls, you proceed to rub your sweaty junk all over your lady's face.
When Zeke got home from a long day of practice, he gave her a hot swamp because she was being a bitch.
Tuna hot swamped all over that ho's face.
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