snail and three pebbles

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.

"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"

Three point glasses

Large sunglasses that cover so much of a girls face that mediocre girls look hot making a 5 look like an 8.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that honey with the shades
Guy 2: Her? I know her, she's kinda busted. It's hard to tell with those three point glasses

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Number Three

When you walk in on somebody, and instead of them being on the toilet, they're masturbating

Man 1: "Oh My God! I'm so sorry!"
Man 2: "Hey, so you caught me taking a Number Three, it happens."

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three on the tree

Meaning to have an original-style car with a manual transmission with six different gears in the follwing shape:

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A.K.A Three on the tree.
The original poster is incorrect.

My 1987 Subaru Bratt 4x4 is three-on-the-tree, man!

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Three Mile Belt

The world renowned hunting grounds of every serious deer hunter spanning the globe. Only the best trees, shrubs, bushes and plants were intentionally planted in this area to provide for the biggest bucks known to man. This sacred hunting location can be found near central South Dakota, near a small, humble town of Howard. You just need to head west on Highway 34 out of Howard toward Logan's house and look south, you will see it in all of its glory and sit in jealousy in knowing that you, yourself, aren't able to basque in its never ending supply of world record bucks.

Hey, see that over there? Thats the three mile belt...best hunting area ever.

Three Kings

Three wise men thought to have brought gifts to the baby Jesus. They're names are Fuh-king Drin-king and Smo-king. These wise men are still popular today, and even have three of America's favorite past times named after them.

Little Bobby: "Dude, I feel like doing some Three Kings tonight"
Little Timmy: "Sweet, can i come with?"

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Marjorie Three Names

The name of the QAnon disciple/pseudo member of Congress/CrossFitter who ran unopposed in a heavily Red district in Georgia.
She claims that Jewish Space lasers were used to start California forest fires, and that 9/11, the Sandy Hook shooting and the Parkland school shooting are hoaxes.
She was removed from all of her Congressional Committees, manhandled a cardboard cutout of the former guy, and doesn’t know how to do a proper pull-up.

Marjorie Three Names cited Urban Dictionary to “prove” the existence of a Democratic cult she calls Blue Anon.

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