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the all-new mental disease reportedly affects more people than the coronavirus forces you to go through watching the dream SMP and having agony of becoming a dream stan.
Friend: lookout it's a dream stan
Me: thanks i could have killed myself
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People, who enjoy dream`s content, but are not worshipping or simping for him. They are not making all their personality of which youtuber they like, and they do not attack people who criticize/dislike/don`t watch dream
Dream stans: Omg daddy dream can pound my wussy sussy karapussy UwU
Dream fans: What the fuck is wrong with you
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When you nut in your sleep and wake up with cum everywhere. Sex dreams are different from wet dreams cuz its basically your body just nutting itself cuz you're so young and your hormones are bussing.
"dude, I must have had a wet dream last night because I woke up and there was cum everywhere...."
Young Man: "Mom, whats all over my bed?"
Mom: "Cum, you had a wet dream."
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There is only 1 exact definition of "The Dream Team". And that is the 1992 Olympic Dream team composed of 10 of the 50 greatest players to ever play the game of basketball. They won games by an average of 40 points. Defeating Croatia in the gold medal game, they steamrolled each of their opponents.
Roster:
Chris Mullin
Michael Jordan
Patrick Ewing
Scottie Pippen
Karl Malone
John Stockton
David Robinson
Clyde Drexler
Charles Barkley
Larry Bird
Magic Johnson
Christian Laettner
All coached by legendary Chuck Daly
There will only be 1 team to ever be named "The Dream Team"
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An erotic dream that culminates in an emmision of ejaculatory fluid. Often referred to as a nocturnal emmision. Also slang for any extremely pleasurable event.
Everything was great until they showed up. They could fuck up a wet dream!
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A great and terrible movie leaving you fealing as if somehow and in some way your the cause of everything is your fault and god loves you a little less.
AJ, "whats the matter Logan"?
Logan, "I just watched Requiem for a Dream..."
Mike, Dear god NO GOD!!!"
Logan, "why do i have to suck......its all my fault....
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To be so incredibly high everythings a blur and you may appear to be in mars
codeine,shrooms,moonrocks = codeine dreaming
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