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Noun:
1. A small minded person with limited imagination, whose interaction with the world is characterised by an urge to define, limit and quantify.
Identifying characteristics include an urge to control the behaviour of others and a seeming unlimited capacity to spout nonsensical garbage and attempt to justify it as 'best practice'.
2. A mechanical person kept in the pocket. Usually placed on a table and, once a battery has been inserted (in orifice of choice), proceeds to march around, salute and make unreasonable demands.
3. A politician or public relations manager.
4. A small dried dog turd kept in the pocket and used as a worry bead.
General Usage:
Commonly used in reference to politicians, pubic relations workers, government employees, traffic wardens, volunteer managers, shopping centre security guards and social workers.
General use includes any person who, having been given the tiniest amount of responsibility, then begins to engage in behaviour likely to result in limiting the rights of others under the pretext of acting 'for the common good'.
Partial phrases useful for identifying possible pocket nazis:
"I think you will all agree with me that....."
"There is no doubt that vulnerable sections of our community...."
"Oi... what do you think yur doin then?"
"We all appreciate your efforts and believe you understand that the hard choices before us..."
"Excuse me sir..."
"Sign here, please"
"Christ, what a pocket nazi."
"Are you the pocket nazi from the government?"
"What a fucking pocket nazi!"
"I need a new pocket nazi - this one stinks."
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Punk rockers who wear swastikas to piss off the marxist who dominate the sccen also White gang members who happen to be fans of punk rock
nazi punks war fare88,c-95,chaos 88,Hatedge
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1)A so called: 'Communist-Nazi', doesn't exist, Nazi's were fascists, and fascists were anti-communists.
So a 'Communist-Nazi' can not and does not exist.
2)A therm used by people who don't know where they're talking about.
{Kid 1# says}"Karl Marx is a cock-sucking 'Communist-Nazi'!"
{Kid 2# says:}"Yeah, he's probably giving Hitler a blowjob in hell!" (-Kid 1# and Kid 2# laugh-)
{Kid 3#(The one that knows where he's talking about.) says:}
"'Communist-Nazi's' don't exist you moron."
{Kid 1# says:}"Hey guys, he's one of them!"
{Kid 2# says}"Go suck Hitler's cock, 'Communist-Nazi'!"
(-Kid 3# gets misunderstood only because he really knows the difference between Nazi's and Communists.-)
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Yard Nazi:
A person or persons that go over-board keeping their yard and gardens meticulous.
Spending at least 2 hours a day on yard work year around.
And/Or placings all types of yard decorations out to celebrate various holidays to accessive amounts.
My Yard Nazi neighbor mowed his grass for the 5th time this week!
Bill is such a Yard Nazi that his holiday display doubled his electric bill in December!
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Neuter Nazi is what I call a person that is radical about neutering. Neuter Nazis are ruthless in their attempts to see that all animal companions are sexually mutilated,nothing matters to a Neuter Nazi except clip and snip!
my mom is a ''neuter nazi''
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Something an asshole calls a smart person when the asshole knows they're wrong.
Asshole: "Ha ha ha, dat movie are so much funnies!"
Smart person: "Actually, it's 'is so funny', not 'are so much funnies'.
Asshole: "DO YOU JUST CORRECK ME? GRAMMAR NAZI!!!!"
Smart person: "It's 'correct', and I'm not a Nazi, you idiot!"
Asshole: "YOU'RE A NAZI BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!!! WAAAAAAAH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Smart person: "Asshole."
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