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When a guy cums in an innie and it hardens into an outie.
guy 1 "i heard you gave Samantha a Hawaiian swimming pool last night"
guy 2 "yea she loved it"
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When someone takes out their rage on a homosexual primarily from suppressing inner homo-erotic feelings. Usually the homosexual dies in some mid-evil torture like being drawn and quartered.
Mike noticed that guy making eye contact with him at the bar, so we gave him a Texas Car Pool.
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The act of having anal sex with a woman in the shallow end of a pool while simultaneously her vagina is pummeled by the pool return jet.
"My pool man seduced my wife and gave her the dirty pool man!".
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Sex term when a female sucks on a male's testicles before giving him oral sex.
Sara went under the pool table while I was sitting on the couch
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The act of not holding your saliva in your mouth for an hour before giving somebody a blowjob.
Tina Gave me a wicked Awesome Tennessee Swimming Pool yesterday, then swallowed it all.
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doing a number two.
Ed the boss: "Charles, where have you been, you've been away from your desk for ages"
Charles: "Sorry Ed, I've just had to drop the kids at the pool"
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White trash hottie from tv commercials, can usually be found in a skanky bekini from k-mart.
Did you see the watson's pool girl in that last commercial? Her suit was so small I thought there was going to be a wardrobe malfunction!
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