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1) Act stupid, get drunk and loud, shoot guns drive trucks and back fat ass dips
2) Get crazy, get loud, start fights, fly the rebel flag and yell YEE YEE!!!
Last weekend we got Redneck Hyphy we found three drunk guys on the roof!!!!
A full roll of paper towels you pee into while driving.
(Verb)
"We're gonna have to redneck diaper this shit, or we'll be late."
(Noun)
"All I need is some coffee and a redneck diaper to last me a few hours"
Moving an inoperable, undrivable vehicle from one location to another by pushing it with a regular old car (or rusty pick up truck).
One person sits in the broken car to steer, and the other drives directly behind in the 'pusher' car, flooring it to be able to move both vehicles. There is no equipment involved in this tow--just front bumper to back bumper and pedal to the metal.
A Redneck Tow is usually accompanied by screeching tires.
The counterpart to the ever popular Canadian Tuxedo
1. Carhartt Jacket, best accompanied by a camouflage hat and Wrangler jeans
"I told you that this is a high class event, you can't be wearin' no Redneck Blazer" - Darlene
"I though it was supposed to be a fish fry, I wore my Sunday best" - Jeb
I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.
When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.
Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!
Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!
A handjob where the person giving has a band aid on their finger
Mark got a redneck handjob from Stephanie the last night, gross..