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After a guy ejaculates into his partner's mouth during oral sex, the couple kisses and the semen is exchanged from one person to the other.
"Do porn stars have anything in their contracts about snow blowing?"
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A white female who prefers to date/fw (fuck with) any race other than white. such as Mexican or mixed or black.
“i could never fw a white guy” says kylie
“she a whole ass snow bunny” i whisper to my friend.
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a stupid poor ass feature that is coming to minecraft in 1.15
Person1
Hey have you heard of the new feature coming to minecraft?
Person2
What is its
Person1 Its snowier snow
Person2 Why
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What you build instead of a snowman if you possess latent homo-erotic tendencies.
Oh look at those college fruits building a snow cock.It looks like they are stroking it.
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According to many, snow skiing is quite possibly the most liberating activity known to mankind. It takes place during the wintertime when a person straps 2 long boards onto their feet and uses them to go down the mountain.
Considered by ALL skiers to be better than snowboarding (even those who have boarded before) because the tricks look sicker, the speed is faster, and it is much more fun to bomb through the powder. Plus you dont sit around on the cold snow, take off and reattatch your boots in the lift line, or worry if chicks will get on you. It is also much more versatile when dealing with tree runs and making minute corrections to dodge punk boarders that sit on their asses right below knolls waiting to be taken out.
snowboarder 1: "dude! did you see that skier's 540 rodeo with an iron cross?!"
snowboarder 2: "yeah! it was the sickest thing ever!"
snowboarder 1: "yeah...he pulls all the bitches. i wish i was snow skiing instead of conforming to snowboarding like everyone else."
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