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Similar to a cup check, but for ones overall standing at the moment. Take into account ones overall health, well being and/or current situation.
Hank: "What is Ryan doing over at the bar hitting on that holstein?"
Matt: "He needs a status check."
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Ryan:"Why did Matt just slide into third in his gym shorts? This is city league softball right?"
Hank:"Status Check"
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The use of the 'comment' feature on someone's status update on facebook to conduct a personal conversation, unrelated to the status.
Pam: "Oh look! I have like 20 new notifications!"
*clicks on notifications only to realise that she has been status hijacked once again!*
Pam: "Oh no, it was just Adam and Ayden pulling yet another status hijack. Oooooh those boys!" *shakes fist*
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Doing something so amazing that only Jesus could be thought to have done.
Did you see that goal in the football game last night?
Yeah. It was Jesus Status
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A slut. Someone who has had protected/unprotected sex with a vast number of people.
Mike:"Hey man, last night was crazy. You know Sara? I tapped that."
Dan:"Who hasn't tapped that? That girl got some bird status. You better get checked out."
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Usually referring to Facebook, it is proof that you are dating someone and it is you telling the world to fuck off your dick.
Relationship status: This bitch is now dating that bitch, so leave the bitches alone. Facebook official they say.
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a status of such a person who's "work/free soul/passion"lands in an educational textbook.
The below example is a conversation between two people.
"Did you hear about Jim?"-A
"no i did not"-B
"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A
"wow that's great! good for him.."-B
"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A
A large number of Facebook status posted in a short period of time about a particular event shortly after the event occurred.
The announcement of a school system closing due to inclement weather brought on a status wave on Facebook.