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An excuse to not come into work.
Sorry Tobin I can’t cover, I have to go to the pottery store.
The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.
Tom, did you get the convenience store special?
Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.
A black person that walks in without a mask because theyre face is the mask and they most likely are there to rob some grape soda or something.
Hey is that black man robbing a corner store?
Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.
I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".
Yeah that sounds nice but have you ever tried store bought cake?
A psychopaths way of saying shopping but changed to flirt the American word for shop: store
Psychopath: I'm gonna go on a storing spree!
A sane person: what the fuck is wrong with you?
A place a Mexican drug cartel hides to sell all sorts of various drugs.
"I heard they opened a new piñata store down the block"