dumb brunette

An annoying girl, usually a teenager who is constantly asking dumb questions about hair color preferance. Always trying to look better than the blondes and redheads. Most of them wear stupid shirts with dumb stuff written on them like "Blondes are hot, Brunettes are HOTT!" and "Blonde(which is crossed out) Brown haired beauty." They can't get over the fact that they are not the least bit unique because blonde and redhead hair colors are both recessive genes that are somewhat rare, and Brunettes are the base gene that are very common. So basically, they try to take the fact that there is nothing special or unique at all about them, and try to make it look cool. Pitiful.

Dumb Brunette: Hey look at my shirt blondie! I'm HOTT and you're just hot! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Blonde: Oh, shut up! I hate those dumb brunettes.
Redhead: Seriously.

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Dumb Fuckistan

Term that was used to label "red states" following the Presidential elections in 2004 for voting for DUBYA.

"Man I am so glad i do not live in Dumb Fuckistan".

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Dumb Blonde

a young woman that has blonde hair and has a very stupid personality

WOW, hannah is such of a dumb blonde

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Pussy Pussy Dumb Dumb

One who is not gifted in the ways of the pussy. Mostly a term attributed to men who do and say stupid things to girls without understanding the repercussions.

"Can you believe he said 'poop poop I love you' to that girl? He's pussy pussy dumb dumb."

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You're a Dumb

when the person does something so stupid that you can use the word dumb as a noun.

Jordy: "so, what your ethnicity?"

Larry: "My great Grandparents Immigrated here from Germany"

Jordy "oh, so you're from Germany? That makes you Germanese, right?"

Larry "... You're a Dumb"

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dumb as shit

Having the brain-capacity and memory-span of a pile of fecal matter.

M'lady, I do believe your son Henry is growing up to be quite as dumb as shit.

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Dumb Bitty

A girl, usually attractive and promiscuous, that acts as if she knows nothing and sleeps around; A Dumb bitty is usually a slutty slop show. In some cases, The dumb bitty is truly, truly retarded.

"There is so much writing in this e-mail!"
" Just copy and paste it"
"I am too lazy"
"You dumb bitty"

or

"You spilt your drink on me, you dumb bitty!"

or

Colleen McEwen

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