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Titty Jelly

When a man has climaxed in the area between your tits. Titty Jelly.

Bob : "I'm going to totally give you some Titty Jelly!"

Sue : "Oh yay! I love me some Titty Jelly!"

by The Kabob Duo April 10, 2009

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


fool's titties

Titties (breasts) that appear to be larger than they really are.

Her titties were surely looking nice and big in that shelf bra but when she took it off they were merely little fool's titties.

by KVMAN September 26, 2007

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Titty McCooch

Tittβ€’y Mcβ€’Cooch

plural: Teet-McCΓΌchz

origin: (dual origin) From the Greek word tiΔ“tō and the American fast-food chain McDonalds

Definition: extremely impressive and admirable; inspiring great respect and dip snaps; very traditional in some cultures

~At a wedding ceremony~
Priest/Elvis (in Vegas): Do you Horace, take Agatha to be your lovely wedded wife?
Horace: I d-
Guy in the audience: Ooooo Oooooooo!!!! We've got an open bar!!!! Titty McCooch!!!

by Konichiwa Jones April 12, 2011

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dumb-Titty

This phrase is usually used as an interjection to or about another. A person is so frustrated that this is the only thing that they can say in response to the dumbass activity you have partaken in.

Guy 1: "Yo I just hit your car coming off that exit!"

Guy 2: "YOU DUMB-TITTY!!"

by Lucy's Dad February 2, 2008

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Titty whipped

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She whipped his face with her big titty. She titty whipped him.

by Puddle Muffin June 14, 2020

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Titties on a Cob

When you line up a row of bare-breasted girls - and proceed to lick (and/or nibble) their breasts as you go proceed from left to right (or right to left).

Toppings such as butter, salt - or breast milk - are optional.

It helps if the girls are all relatively the same height.

At the frat party, we dared the girls to line up and take off their tops - so we could all have some titties on a cob.

A 6-3 girl is useless when doing titties on a cob - unless she's got some saggy-ass tits.

by Vocab Jack October 11, 2009

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


shitty titty

Not necessarily a "titty that is shitty" but actually used to express anger or frustration. Most widely used when something doesn't go your way or you hurt yourself but most common in extremely chill environments such as in a housey or on a boat.

John: Jimmy just got absolutely raped. That's too bad.
Nick: Shitty titty...

Ahhhh shitty titty I spilled my beer.

Shitty titty it's hot in here.

This party is one big shitty titty. No beer and no girls.

by bluedevil627 August 15, 2011

50πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž