weed savant

Someone who knows everything about weed and talks about it non-stop while smoking it.

Ed: "James has been smokin' dope for so long that he knows everything about it, and it's all he ever talks about."

Eddie: "Yeah, he's weed savant."

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Communist Weed

Any given quantity of Marijuana that is bought and distributed (smoked) evenly by a group of friends.

Yo, you wana smoke this all now?

Yeah, It'll be communist weed..... Holy shit i should put that in urban dictionary!!!

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Mall Weed

Weed that is of a low quality and is sold at malls by douche bags who hang around malls.

All I could find was some shitty mall weed.

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weed baseball

When a group of people stand in a circle then the first person takes a hit then passes the joint with out exhaling the smoke until it goes around the circle and the joint comes back to him/her, every person in the circle does the same as they pass it around, when the joint goes all the way around the circle it equals 1 run. Needs to be 3 or more people in the rotation

Person #1: there are too many people smoking to get high
Person #2: let's get in a circle and play weed baseball with the joint and see how many runs we get
Person #1: yea lets do it

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weed brownies

Contrary to popular belief, you cannot just throw in the marijuana. You are wasting THC that way. The correct way is you boil water, butter, and marijuana for a few hours, then let the butter separate from the water. Then you use that special butter to make your brownies. There are recipes on the web.

Eating weed brownies sometimes results in couchlock.

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Weed Whacking

(n) A person who whacks off with one hand and holds a bong, bowl, or other form of marijuana smoking paraphernalia in the other, releasing their dick only to light or repack.

Dude, I was weed whacking for 9 hours today. It was brutal.

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weed range

The travel time and distance a person is willing to endure in order to obtain and / or smoke weed. The term can be used for any amount of weed, from a large supply to simply enough for one night.

It is important to note that the term does not strictly refer to time or distance, but can be applied to either.

Wayne: "Man, I spent an hour on the bus and then another half hour on the train the other night just to get to a mates house and smoke some weed."

Darrel: "Dude, you got some long weed range."

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