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Toaster waffles are the totaly awsome breakfast food that takes like 30 seconds to make!!!
man: Hey mom! im hungry!
mom:Make some waffles!
man:Mom! im 45 years old, i don't have the time!
mom:There is some toaster waffles in the freezer
man:Sweet!!! now i can get back to my W.O.W. faster!!!Thanks mom.
Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse
Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....
Something you can call someone when they ruin a moment
This guy: Hey man, whats up, havent seen you in a long time.
That guy: Ran over a cat on the way here
This guy: way to ruin the mood toaster mcgee
When some when messes up so bad you call them a toaster because they burnt the bread.
Person A : AH crap I F*cked up
Person B : Your a Toaster
Originated from an Assetto Corsa player who "pulled a toaster" because he thought he was ignored.
Its a term used when a person no-one gives a fuck about, decides to leak spicy information to the opposition of any kind.
Zema wanted to race and hes new.
I want to give the new guys chances too, so that they won't be pulling a toaster.
When you bust a nut on someone's stomach making your cum look like the icing on a toaster strudel
"I pulled out at the last second and Toaster strudelled Emily the other night"
A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!
Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!