Toby is an absolute wanktard who is inept at firefighting. He is a class A prick and is shot at squash due to his abnormally short reach. He falls asleep after one beer and takes 40 minutes to do a shit.
This is why we love him though.
Who's that man on the squash court with tiny arms?
Oh that's Toby.
A Toby is a guy you meet randomly at the other end of the planet but you fall in love with. He is special and you know you are lucky to have him. Then you have to leave him but you are still happy to have met him in your life, he is a real Toby.
This Toby knows how to play frisbee and he has a nice butt!
Toby is the kind of person who puts coke on your bed and loves squares. Women are very attracted to his stuttering but he turns them down because he is gay
Toby is the best looking square on the planet
Toby is the kind of guy who hasn't come out the closet on his sexuality. His favourite shape is a square. He only uses a microwave to make food. His stuttering attracts women but he turns them down because he is gay
Look at that square, oh it's just toby
Toby is very attractive, I want to date toby, love me please.
Person A: Toby is hot
Person B: I know right
tobies can be a small dog that everyone hates to love. tobies can also be an abnormally large spider with possibly poisonous qualities. everyone is homies with tobies