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to get women
Of course, I'm touching green I pulled Mary last week.
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having to many touch screen electronics
"dude everything you have is a touch screen! your phone, your ipod, even the remote for your TV!"
"i know man, ive got To Much Touch"
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(tOOsh-bag)-(n.)-in reference to the french word touche, it refers to an individual who is too much of a pompus ass to just accept defeat and must instead get the last word in stating, "touche."
That Nick Austin sure is a touche bag.
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When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early
Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth
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poop touch is deadly disease that when someone has it everyone runs away from that person, until they can pass it on to someone else
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TOUCH GRASS BECAUSE LARRY IS REAL.
ANTIS: Are you serious? Larry is not real. Go and touch grass.
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A sexual innuendo for fingering a girl or a handjob on a dude
Me: Dude we are totally going to play touch football later.
Him: Is she or you going to be the QB?
Me: Both ;)
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