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Catching Trails

A visual hallucination where you see moving particles or a light source and it leaves a "trail" you can visibly see it moves. The terminology is often used in drug culture in reference to the effects of hallucinogenic drugs.

When bob waved his cigarette around while I was tripping , I was totally "catching trails" off of it.

by Lady Artemis April 6, 2011

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Hitting the Appalachian Trail

As unintentionally coined by South Carolina Govenor Mark Sanford, who in June 2009 disappeared for a few days to Argentina to visit his mistress, while his staff was left with the task of covering up his affair by alleging the Govenor was taking time off to hike the Appalachian Trail.

"Hitting the Appalachian Trail" is a phrase that can be used to describe a politician having an affair. Much like, "Sorry, honey, I was working late at the office." This phrase may achieve the popularity of other politico lingo, such as using the suffix "-gate" when discussing a political scandal.

"Despite the fact that former President Clinton hit the Appalachian Trail a few times during his presidency, many still remember him as a successful president."

"Many Democratic lawmakers are disappointed that numerous Republicans have been caught hitting the Appalachian trail in the past few years, yet still insist upon being the party of morality and conservatism."

by wordstress913 June 25, 2009

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Snail Trails

When guys go outside late at night and piss on the streets all over the place in various patterns and then in the morning go and laugh at the pattern you created.

Rog: Lets go look at the damage!

Phil: OH you mean the Snail Trails we made last night?

Rog: Yeah I think I spellt my name!

by Phil Nikumson December 8, 2006

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trail mix dick

When a dick only has 1 good feature (like the m&m in trail mix)

Girl 1: How was last night?
Girl 2: My man had a trail mix dick, solid girth but no length

by Grizzly_Man November 3, 2015


Making Trail Mix

1) The combining of dried fruits and aged nuts into a edible treat.

2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.

1) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop salivating.

2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.

by Richard Thimble April 19, 2011


Hiking the Appalachian Trail

An unnecessarily bizarre and implausible cover story for marital infidelity.

I'm sorry, Carol, I can't go to your mother-in-law's Tupperware party this evening. I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail with that new secretary from the office... in Argentina.

by Abolish the Fed June 24, 2009

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dirty snail trail

When a male ejaculates into a female/male's ass, then they proceed to drag their sphincter across the ground (like a dog with ass worms) leaving behind a trail of shit and cum.

Bro, after I fucked that girl in the ass she left a dirty snail trail in my house

by Tow Truck Bobby July 3, 2017

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