money tree

a money tree can make/grow money.

1) someone makes use her as a money tree to earn money for him.

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tree skiing

Tree Skiing and riding is a popular ski related activity for expert skiers and snowboarders seeking less crowded areas and fresh snow.

The SteamboatSki Resort in Steamboat Springs, Colorado is famous for its tree skiing, as are many other ski hills, including Revelstoke in British Columbia, Canada.

Screw all these people out here today, let's duck into the woods and do some tree skiing.

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devils tree

the tree where the kkk used to hang african americans, it is the only tree in the middle of no where, in a field. many attempts to cut it down have all failed, due to a ghostly guardian warding away people who try.

lets try to cut down devils tree
-hell no
why?
-i don't want to die or be cursed
pussy

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brain tree

Someone who is incredibly intelligent.

"You know that girl Claire?"
"Yeah, she's a total brain tree"

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dead tree

Pejorative for paper, books, and other hard copies that required killing of trees in order to produce them.

Often used when one prefers an electronic version or submission of a product otherwise seen on paper.

"Hello, Clive. Do you accept online dropbox submissions of our homework, or are we compelled to take from the environment by printing out and submitting dead trees to your desk every Thursday?"

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Jesus Tree

Cross that can be used for crucifixions.

I'll put you on a Jesus Tree.

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Petrified Tree

When, during intercourse, the penis becomes numb due to under stimulation. The male equivalent of Zombie Beaver. Useful for Cock-Slapping, Cock-stands, Tripod-ing, etc.

Janet was so begrudgingly wide that I got the good 'ol Petrified Tree. After that, I charmingly berated her, and cock-slapped her with my rock-solid Mahogany Staff.

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