Dirty Turtles

the act of two men making passionate love on a bed that has ninja turtle sheets on it.

at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long

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Ninja Turtling

To rush someone in the game of Runescape, usually with dragon claws, but it can be improvised by using vesta's long sword, or dragon dagger (p++). This phrase was started by Sparc Mac, one of Runescape's most well known pkers.

"You just got Ninja Turtled, bitch! GF dart eper! Ninja Turtling owns!"

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turtle poke

When you poop peeks out of your asshole.

I got a gnarly turtle poke when I grunted.

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Turtle Boxing

The act of a man having sex with a woman's bosoms. Synonyms - "Tit Fucking"

I loved turtle boxing her big bazoons.

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shat on a turtle

shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle

Austin Powers: and she shat on a turtle.

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Tactical Turtles

The time when you are play call of duty and some pro calls down the tactical turtles and you'r screwed.

Shabonquiqui: Yo dawg dis kid just call down dem tactical turtles
Shanaynay: ow fack

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play turtle

When a persons share a bed or sleeping bag and one person holds the other's head underneath the covers after a particularly potent fart. The victim is forced to breath the concentrated odor for an unspecified time.

My girlfriend and I went camping and we ate chilli and then I showed her how to play turtle.

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