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Unicorn Mayonaise

When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht

If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.

by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006

21πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Zimbabwean Unicorn

A sexual act when the partner attaches a dildo to their for head, thus looking like a unicorn, and fucks their bitch with it usually using the 'headbanging' technique.

I punished my bitch like a Zimbabwean Unicorn

by blabies212 May 15, 2010

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Unicorn Kisses

When two people softly rub their foreheads together as a sign of affection. Similar to Eskimo Kisses (nose) or Butterfly Kisses (eyelashes).

The dildos strapped boldly upon their chests slapped against each other hypnotically in rhythm to the awesome music stylings of Collins Era Genesis while they gently gave each other unicorn kisses.

by Aunt Gemima August 17, 2014

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Chubby Unicorn

A rhino who people think is a unicorn but is not.

Dumb person: woah looooook! It's a chubby unicorn!
big brain person: nah that's a rhino (shaking their head)

by lil_billofficial October 30, 2019

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


touching the unicorn

To reach a state of devine inebriation.

Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.

Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.

This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back

by paranoidburnleycurtaintwitcher July 30, 2011

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Unicorn Flip

The combined use of Ketamine, MDMA(Ecstacy), and LSD(Acid).

We should Unicorn Flip for the rave tonight!

by TrippingInWonderland December 5, 2018

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Unicorn Horn

A boner, or erection.

Girl : β€œHey baby”

Guy : β€œYou just gave me a unicorn horn.”

by DaddyWithBigDick February 20, 2019

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž