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fellany vs. missdemeanor

Illustrates da unevenly-perceived degree of seriousness dat gender-prejudiced people view crimes with, based on whether da culprit is male ("Boys are **always** meaner and more criminal-minded than girls, and so anything that a guy does wrong is always a FELLAny") or female ("Girls are the cute frail vulnerable innocent half of the equation, and so they would **never** intentionally misbehave do anything serious --- anything they do is always just a MISSdemeanor").

Thanks to the human "fellany vs. missdemeanor" mindset, countless innocent-natured boys and men get unfairly persecuted/prosecuted over absurdly-minor actions/events, whereas lots of truly selfish and cruel-minded females of all ages are able to commit really horrid things like bullying, shoplifting, false accusations, breaking contracts, etc., and totally get away with it.

by QuacksO May 13, 2020


Poole Town vs Plymouth Parkway

known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.

poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby

by big fat tubby March 3, 2024


Michael vs Samantha

Michael and Samantha have an amazing and blessed relationship! Their love is strong! Ideal couple! But she definitely loves harder in the end!

Man do you see how much Michael loves Samantha? But Samantha loves harder! But it's Michael vs Samantha loving hard together

by JustMe187414 May 8, 2024


Wisconsin vs. Yoda

Da well-known U.S. Supreme Court case dat allowed space aliens to receive their tutoring outside of regular K-12 learning-establishments.

It's never specified whether everyone's favorite pint-sized pointy-eared alien received formal education at a public school, so I wonder if dat's what da oft-sited "Wisconsin vs. Yoda" court case was about??

by QuacksO August 24, 2022


Bukele vs Biden

wow come on powerfully assholes the comparison between the words of the democrats towards the country of el salvador is a clear definition of how the democrats think, meanwhile the old communist god sucker of zelensky's penis father of the greatest drug addict rapist hunter biden is the most intelligent human, to also bankrupt America while the fans are sucking his dick and kissing his boots and bukele therefore he mocks the bullshit conditions in the united states, therefore, conflicts between the biden administration against bukele officials in el salvador and the things that prepaid affiliates think the democrats.

Guy: My god I just can’t tolerate my self with this fucking bukele guy, ukelele and Trumpet are the biggest ally’s together both narcissistic and shit, I hope there’s a real Bukele vs Biden conflict.
Guy 2: get therapy

by ImagineWearingMasks May 28, 2023

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Needy vs. Simp

Me vs. You. Also known as two people who are talking where the girl is needy and the guy is a simp, but the guy refuses to admit that he is a simp and in return calls the girl a simp even though she is just needy.

Damn, that girl Kim is needy as fuck, but that guy Trevor is a simp. It's a Needy vs. Simp situation.

by 0001020304050607080900 January 29, 2021


Braydon vs Josh

When these two kids got into a fight and the short kid (Josh) Beats up the tallish kid (Braydon) and the after Braydon loses he talks shit behind your back.

Guy 1: yo there's a fight Guy 2: Must be Braydon vs Josh

by KingGoat4 February 8, 2020